Wanking
From Electriki
Revision as of 20:18, 8 December 2008 by 82.175.31.41 (talk)
don't act like you don't know HOWTO do it!
Advanced techniques may include:
- Using a lubricant such as cooking oil, butter or axle grease
- squeezing the testicles mid-stroke
- using two balloons filled with warm water and covered in whipping cream as a masturbation aid
- using the left hand (if you are right handed)
- talking dirty to your little friend (e.g. "suffer, biaaaaaaach!", etc) and/or slapping it around
