Objective-PHP

This is something i wrote some time in 2k9 just for the hell of it <?php

/**

* @package OPHPLolwut
*/

Abstract class superObject { private $binded= array();

function __call($name,$args) { if(!isset($this->$name)) { if(!isset($this->binded[$name]) || $this->binded[$name] !== true) throw new noMethodError(); $this->$name= new $name(); } return $this->$name->doIt($this,$args); }

/**

* @param mixed $i input
* @param array $args arguments
*/

abstract function doIt($i,$args);

/**

* @var string $name
*/

function bind($name) { $this->binded[$name]= true; }

function unbind($name=null) { if(isset($this->binded[$name])) { $this->binded["name"]= false; unset($this->$name); } }

function __construct() { $this->bind('hasMethod'); } }

class object extends superObject { function __construct() { parent::__construct(); } function doIt($i,$args) { return $this; } }

class superException extends Exception { function __construct($message="",$data=null,$code=0) { parent::__construct($message,$code); $this->data= $data; } }

class error extends superException {} class noMethodError extends error {}

class hasMethod extends object { function doIt($i,$args) { $method= array_pop($args); return method_exists($i,$method); } }

class value extends object { function __construct() { $this->bind('set'); $this->bind('get'); $this->bind('isset_'); } }

class set extends object { function doIt($i,$args) { if(count($args) != 1) throw new superException("",$args);

if($i instanceOf value) { $i->value= array_pop($args); return $i; } #if($i instanceOf accessor) { $i->value()->set(array_pop($args)); return $i; } return new nil(); } }

class get extends object { function doIt($i,$args) { if($i instanceOf value) { if($i->isset_()) return $i->value; } if($i instanceOf accessor) { return $i->value()->get(); } return new nil(); } }

class isset_ { function doIt($i,$args) { if($i instanceof value) { if(isset($i->value)) return $i->value; } return new nil(); } }

class accessor extends object { function __construct() { $this->bind('value'); } function doIt($i,$args) { if(isset($args[0])) { return $this->value()->set($args[0]); } return $this->value()->get(); } }

try {

$a= new accessor(); $a->value()->set("abc123"); echo $a->value()->get();

}catch(SuperException $e) { printf($e->getTraceAsString()." ".$e->getFile()."(".$e->getLine().")\nMessage:".$e->getMessage()."\nData:\n".var_export($e->data,1)); }